206 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Assholes
Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it’s fun to do. But there’s no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.
Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren’t shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?
We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
Ha! Caught Her In The Act!
Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button
Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found
Wife Drives To Grandma’s House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero
I’ve Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don’t Alter It Any Further
We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This
Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t
Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night
This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn’t Have Any
She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There
My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold
Glad You Find Them So Comfy…
Some Cat “Helped” With This Paving Stone Near My House
When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner
I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat
She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She’s An A**hole
I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered
I Guess It’s Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body
This One Won’t Stop Unplugging The Fan
You Want Me To Be Careful? How’s That, Is That Careful Enough?
Walter Likes To “Hide” In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee
Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture
When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails
This Cat Can’t Handle His Fish
Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?
I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy
My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet… While I Am Mid Business
Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do
My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In
Cat Starves Owner To Death
I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then…
Toby’s New Year’s Resolution Is To Still Don’t Care At All
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?
This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That’s How You Know He Likes You
If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would’ve Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended
Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa’s Hair All Over It
Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins
He Does This Way Too Much
I’ll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!
No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children’s
Gee Wonder Who Got To The Paper Towel..??
OMG, This Laptop Tastes Delicious
He’s Slowly Pushing It All Off The Table, While Pretending To Sleep
No Touch Da Mousey!
This A**hole Needed More Room To Look Out
So You Wake Up To This In The Morning. I Hate My Cat
We Made Ourselves A Cat Door
My Cat Is An Adorable Asshole
First Time Owning A Kitten – Didn’t Know They Really Did This Stuff
“I Don’t Know – I Just Walked In And There Were Bags, Like, Everywhere. Probably An Explosion”
Surely You Don’t Think I Did This?
Dinner With Your Cats
Cat Knows What You Need
This Cat In My Neighbourhood
Good Morning! Breakfast Now?
What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties…
Asshole From China
My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn’t Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)
Returning To Scene Of The Crime
“No Boots! Boots Always Mean You’re Leaving, And Leaving Means No Chin-Scratches!”
Wipe This! 2017 Site Specific Installation By Uli. Chewed Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper Holder, Drywall, Light
I Literally Just Fed Her 10 Minutes Ago
My Cat Is Very Proud Of Herself For Destroying This Shoebox
What In The Hell Are You Guys Doing?
You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)
I Was Wondering Why My Succulents Were Dying…
My Cat Is A Big Ol Jerk
I Have No Idea What You’re Talking About
I Did Forget To Post This One Last Night
Cat Ripped A Hole In Her Food, Over Ate, And Threw Up Back Onto The Hole. Amazing
Yes. Yes, This Is My Handiwork. This Is Why My Mom Can’t Have Nice Things
There Are Two Full Water Bowls In The House. A**hole
At Least Twice A Week I Come Home To My Underwear Drawer Pulled Out And All My Undies On The Floor. Thanks, Tucker
This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night… I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!
He’s The Reason Why I Die So Often
Must. Kill. All. Cords
Life Update: I’m Changing Fritz’s Name To Damage Deposit
Let Me Quickly Disturb This Hooman
When You Spend 10 Minutes Looking For The Cat Before Work
Giving New Meaning To The Phrase “No Concept Of Money.” Yes, That Is A Full Bowl Of Water
Every Time I Do The Dishes!
I Will Never Get Out Of Here, Human
Making Macrame While A Cat Is Around Is Basically Pointless
Surprise When I Got Home. If I Had To Pick Out A Suspect In A Lineup My Cat Pharoah Was Probably Chasing A Fly
Well, There Was A Plant In There. Now It’s A Bed
“Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said” – The Day She Pooped In The Sink
You Need This Laptop? How Cute!
Not Sure Why He Thinks This Is A Good Spot To Nap?
My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School
No Kitty Nooo
I Finally Learned Why Nothing Will Grow In This Pot
Several Times A Day, I Show My General Disapproval By Opening All The Cabinet Doors And Emptying The Contents
What’s A Baby?
Don’t You Know I Love Coming Home To This At 10pm
I’m Not Allowed On The New Leather Couch. I’m Fully Aware Of That
He Gets His White Fur All Over My Clean Clothes, Then Tries To Claw Them Back As I Pull Them Out
Has A Strong Love For Curtains
So My Wonderful Cat Decided To Break My Glass Kitchen Table. This Is Just Nice
My Jerk Cats Broke My Daughter’s Blinds Just To Watch The Sunrise
Trying To Work
Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!
This Idiot Decided That This Was A Great Place To Sit
Spaghetti Was Just Eyeing-Up The Fridge With Determination That I Haven’t Seen Since That Time Last Spring When She Actually Jumped In
All Thanks Goes To My Cat
This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence
Cats Are Just So Charming
I Still Remember Walking In The Door To This Like It Was Yesterday
Caught With The Evidence
Oh Yey! Gift Wrapping! My Absolute Favorite. Lemme Help You With That
The Cat Who Entered The Dining Room While The “My Life Is So Shitty” Mindset Among The Lunchtime Of My Sunday Lunch, Jumped On The Flowerpot In Front Of Me
And Then There’s This Princess Jerkface
That’s A Nice Catmera You Got There
Temporary Housing With Boxes Everywhere And He Chooses This One To Sleep On
What A Well Behaved Creature This Cat Is
RIP Earphones Shredded To Three Pieces By Crazy Cat
Captured Coco’s Fall Unexpectedly
I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!
She Decided My Clean Dishes Needed Some Cat Hair
Being Jerks Is What They Do Best
Yes, I Did This, Now Give Me Treats
Welcome Home Human…
Well, At Least They Are Comfortable
My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card
Your Water? Think Not
She Clawed My Jane Iredale Foundation
Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along… Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days
Dumping Your Entire Container Of Water All Over The Floor Is The Cool Thing To Do
What An A**hole
Why? Just Why?